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Nutley, N.J. doesn’t consider the penny legal tender. Be careful trying to pay anything in pennies these days. Not that anything realistically costs a penny anymore….nuisances from heaven…

A zoo cleaner took a page out of the Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy fame handbook.

According to eyewitnesses, Mr Nordin, who was seen shouting and flinging items about shortly before the incident, vaulted a low wall and landed in a moat in the enclosure, four meters below.

Carrying a yellow pail and a broom, he then crossed the 1.75m-deep moat, walked up to a rocky ledge near where the animals were and began agitating them by swinging the broom.

As two of the tigers approached him, he covered his head with the pail, lay down on the ground, and curled himself into a foetal position.

It all sounds fairly horrific-

He said many in the crowd of 30 or so onlookers at the enclosure initially thought the intrusion was part of a show.  But when Mr Nordin began screaming, they reacted with horror.

‘Some were screaming: ‘Go away’ to the tigers and others were shouting to scare the tigers,’ he said.

A previous post discussed the 5 severed feet found in B.C. Well that was not the last of them. A seventh foot was found in a New Balance shoe on the beach.

Could this be the worst marketing idea ever by New Balance. Since there are 7 feet found- it obviously leaves us a bit off-balanced. The police have chalked it up to being natural detachment of the feet, but in reality it is just a really stinky situation for everyone.

We better hope that the B.C. police forensics team develops a foot fetish before sleepless in Seattle comes from the crawling in Columbia.

Ah yes, a new invention inevitability means there is a new way to make porn.

“Once tourists experience the beauties of space, other pursuits, including sex, are likely to follow. Virgin Galactic says it has been offered $1 million to allow the filming of a sex-in-space movie — and turned the offer down.”

Just like the internet, it appears that porn is driving technology advances in the space industry. Someone soon will offer enough to be sexy to Virgin one of these days…

Not sure how giving most of the houses will be even with residents around. Many will be unemployed. According to the Wall Street Journal, companies are shedding workers at the fastest rate in 5 years.

A Foreclosed Halloween?

This will be a disappointing year for all the kids…

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