Nothing Beats the Cold like Antarctica

Friday, January 2nd, 2009

 

If you like cold weather this video will appeal to you. They call this condition 1, which means instant popsicle weather.

What should they use to clear the frost off the inside? Any ideas?

That Doesn’t Make Cents

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Nutley, N.J. doesn’t consider the penny legal tender. Be careful trying to pay anything in pennies these days. Not that anything realistically costs a penny anymore….nuisances from heaven…

Zoo Cleaner Leaves a Mess

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

A zoo cleaner took a page out of the Roy Horn of Siegfried and Roy fame handbook.

According to eyewitnesses, Mr Nordin, who was seen shouting and flinging items about shortly before the incident, vaulted a low wall and landed in a moat in the enclosure, four meters below.

Carrying a yellow pail and a broom, he then crossed the 1.75m-deep moat, walked up to a rocky ledge near where the animals were and began agitating them by swinging the broom.

As two of the tigers approached him, he covered his head with the pail, lay down on the ground, and curled himself into a foetal position.

It all sounds fairly horrific-

He said many in the crowd of 30 or so onlookers at the enclosure initially thought the intrusion was part of a show.  But when Mr Nordin began screaming, they reacted with horror.

‘Some were screaming: ‘Go away’ to the tigers and others were shouting to scare the tigers,’ he said.

By Request Creepy becomes Stalkerish

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Maybe we could be wrong… Someone could call her the "one eye" love, but this woman is asking for an eye-cam to be placed within her prosthetic eye. She does have very specific specifications. Besides just looking like an eyeball she is seeking:

  • eyecamDVR
  • MPEG-4 Recording
  • Built in SD mini Card Slot
  • 4 GB SD mini Card
  • Mini A/V out
  • Firewire / USB drive
  • Optical 3X
  • Remote trigger
  • Bluetooth wireless method
  • Inductors: (Firewire/USB, power source)

 

Sounds like she should call Dell and have one sent in 2 to 4 weeks…

Death from your Husband’s Coffin

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

A coffin killed a woman as she was riding on her way to the cemetery to bury her husband. This doubly proves the point that having a funeral is no way to avoid death especially in Brazil.